CONSERVATIVE
CAVALCADE

A Compendium of Conservative Culture and Quotes Showcasing
Considerable Kookiness


Ann Coulter

The Wit and Wisom of Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter: The Jargon Vanguard
More Wit and Wisdom from Ann!

Personal Favorites from Ann:

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."--The National Review Online, 9/13/01

"Liberals are up to their old tricks again. Twenty years of treason hasn't slowed them down."--Townhall.com, 10/19/01

Pat Buchanan

Equal Opportunity Maligner
Big Scary List of Buchana Quotes

My Favorites:

"There is a legitimate grievance in my view of white working-class people that every time, on every issue, that the black militants loud-mouth it, we come up with more money.... If we can give 50 Phantoms [jet fighters] to the Jews, and a multi-billion dollar welfare program for the blacks...why not help the Catholics save their collapsing school system." (Boston Globe, 1/4/92)

"Gay rights activists seek to substitute, for laws rooted in Judeo-Christian morality, laws rooted in the secular humanist belief that all consensual sexual acts are morally equal. That belief is anti-biblical and amoral; to codify it into law is to codify a lie." (Buchanan column in Wall Street Journal, 1/21/93)

Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson Said What?
Big Scary List of Pat Robertson Quotes

My Favorites:

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." --Fundraising letter, 1992

"You don't dare say America or Christianity is a better way of living. When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. 'What do you mean?' the media challenged me. 'You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?' My simple answer is, 'Yes, they are.'" --The New World Order, 1991

Jerry Falwell

Big Scary List of Jerry Falwell Quotes
Quotes From and About Jerry

My Favorites:

I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be! -- Rev. Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979 pp. 52-53

The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible,without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc. -- Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength

Rush Limbaugh

Limbaugh Debates Reality! (must read)
More Wit and Wisdom
More Limbecile Statements

Thomas Friedman
Quotes from Thomas Friedman

And you didn't think I'd forget

GEORGE W. BUSH!

Dubya Says...
Bush Jr.'s Skeleton Closet
George "Dumbya" Bush, Jr.
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George W. Bush Said What?
The Complete Bushisms
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Speedygrl's Bush Quotes
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